SubNuronik is the newest and most exciting Hentai-based, RTS, MMORPG, FPS Video Game to hit the market this year!
"How can I get my friends to accept me?" I hear you ask. Well here is your answer!
Not only will owning a copy of SubNuronik make you the coolest basement-dwelling 30 year old in town, it will also improve your sex life by a mind-blowing 30,000%!!! *

SubNuronik Level 1

Blaze through 15billion levels of high action, high octane, high adrenaline, Hi5, hyrdrochloric action using our patented Cheese controller to guide one of the games 4 avatars (not like the movie) through a maze of hentai tentacles:

TUITA

At an early age, Tuita was taught the ways of the Cheese from the forbidden soundtracks of Rocky sequels, Ghostbusters films and his trusty Commodore 64. Utilizing his newborn talent for inducing groans of contempt from those around him, he began his journey with his trusty axe and high pitched girly voice. Special Moves: Shred Riff: Up, Down, Up, Down, Miss Girly Shriek: Half-circle forward + heavy kick Stats: Guitar Skill: N/A Vocal Skill: Meat pie / 10

OLI

The dreadlocked Oli's past was until recently cloaked in mystery. It was discovered that on the Seventh New Moon of the Seventh Armistic Period, he was summoned to the Earthly realms by a ritual whereby two girls would share a single cup. Since his adult birth, Oli joined Tuita in a quest to spread Cheese, lemons and pictures of nudity to all the world. Special Moves: Double Kick: Light kick + Heavy kick Lemon Party: Up, down, up, down, etc Stats: Drum Skill: 2 girls / 1 cup Willpower: You da man!

ATI

Raised on a diet of hair, sweat and mould, Ati grew to be a strapping young lad in his native home of Hungrienstarving. From there he followed the yellow brick road all the way to Oz where he found his caveman skills in much demand. Without hesitation he carried his club into battle, tearing up every mosh pit and dance floor that he encountered. Special Moves: Scol: Down, Down, Down + Throw + Up Birthday Exit: Forward, Down + thud Stats: Bass Skill: 5 / 4 strings Vocal Skill: RAWR / 10

KANA

The youngest serving member of the team, Kana was born when a Japanese teenager learned how to procreate with a Manga cartoon. Soon after her birth Kana became aware of a need to consume as much gravy as possible, thus moved out of her native homeland. At present, she can be found occassionally falling out of Oli's armpits or hiding in drum bags. Special Moves: Skirt/Undie Tuck: Up, Down, Bend Pickup Dodge: Left, Right, Forward + Sprint Stats: Keyboard Skill: Gravy Guitar Skill: KFC

* Statistics are correct under the assumption that you have no sex life